@Mikecanrant: I dropped out of law school when I found out that badgering the witness has nothing to do with throwing woodland creatures at defendants.
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@BBQJones28: I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them.
@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
@jaeIeon: I remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. nowadays they got cameras everywhere