@Cheeseboy22: I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid.
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@SergioValenCo: If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
@J0hnnyBlaze: How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now
@Juan_Incognito: I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was.
@sabre_squirrel: *saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*