@blondebombs: I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone
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@Ameiam: My date told me I have nice skin. It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*
@Sickayduh: "911, what's your emerg-" "The women at work have synced their uteri and it's Hell" "Sir uteri is not plural for ute-" "TAMPI EVERYWHERE"
@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.