@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times
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@sarcasticmommy4: When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is, "Please forget."
@merican_ninjy: Yelling out "Stranger Danger!" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code.