@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times
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@Coastiefish: Don't say "ATM machine". The "M" already stands for "machine". It's redundant. It's like saying "end result" or "racist Fox News Anchor".
@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.
@AtticusFinch79: Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12
@StephanieOKC: Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it "Girls Gone Wild" when you're a 100.