@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times
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@Laser_Cat: Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
@stevevsninjas: Magneto: Curses! How did you find my secret lair? Telepathy? Satellites? Wolverine: every compass in town is pointing at you, bro, how do you not know this
@AdamBroud: HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor