@nPhelendriqal: I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'.
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@UncleBob56: Nurse: What happened to your FINGERS? Me: You know those chefs who cut up vegetables real fast? N: Yes? M: I can't do that.
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