@DOGGEAUX: i edited the lyrics of mr brightside using google autocomplete results
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@vineyille: Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him "baby hands" until he quits
@DaddyJew: 9: can I go play at TJ's house? Me: who? 9: TJ, you've met him like a thousand times Me: no idea 9: he lives 2 houses down Me: not ringing a bell 9: they have a yellow dog Me: oh..Bark Whalberg's house? Yea that's fine
@DaHess1: The Les Miserables sequel is so much better. Hugh Jackman has knives in his hands and fights a bunch of ninjas and shit. No singing at all!!
@smashbrown_: U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?