@Scdavis24: I emailed my ex-girlfriend "Are you still alive" and she emailed back "No" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell.
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@Book_Krazy: Call me crazy but "dropping the ball" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year.
@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
@iscoff: Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't