@novicefather: I enjoy jogging in the mountains because nature is beautiful and cardiac arrest excites me.
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@fridaycandy: Apparently If ur BF says "if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...." "anything" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic.
@BlindChow: *interrogating cat* Admit it! You're a Communist! "Meow" A no-good red! "Meow" Tough guy eh? "Meow" We can do this all night. "Mao" You–wait
@ericsshadow: My fashion sense has been described as "They probably won't let you in like that" and "Are those your pajamas?"