@novicefather: I enjoy jogging in the mountains because nature is beautiful and cardiac arrest excites me.
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@wescraw: The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life.
@theshantilly: The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle. Hell. No.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: "You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You usually look like shit."