@NippleAdam: I enjoy long walks away from the scene of the crime.
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@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.
@JB4Realz: Taught my grandmother that "Jabroni" means "fine young man" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting.
@AnniemuMary: Met a dog named Donut. I don't need that kind of reminder all day. Excuse me, I have to go take Smaller Portions for a walk.