@NippleAdam: I enjoy long walks away from the scene of the crime.
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@SideOfWine: Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects.
@TabooBooSF: My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox.
@BestWorstAdvice: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.
@primawesome: *Superman saves the city by throwing a nuke into the ocean* Crowd: Yay!!! Aquman: Dude...