@NippleAdam: I enjoy long walks away from the scene of the crime.
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@Iffy_hazard: Have been an Arsenal fan for barely an hour and I'm already frustrated,how have they been coping for the past decade?😭
@shanethevein: I'm sorry I punched you when you said "Facebook me". I thought you said "Face punch me".
@neiltyson: After several Steven Segal films in a row, you'd think bad guys would know to avoid rooms that contain both him & a PoolTable
@BeerBatterBeard: You'd think that the guy in charge of putting pepperoni on frozen pizzas would've been up for a performance review by now.