@SGadea: I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
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@krishna_van: A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk.
@PULPKetchup: First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.
@senorwinces: Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing.