@CatherineLMK: I estimate 70% of my work conversations are just me quoting made up statistics.
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@TravLeBlanc: Everyone is just looking for that special someone who could do way better but chooses not to for some inexplicable reason.
@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?" That is definitely a reality show I would watch.
@Ms_Shazam: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." - Me to my children.