@degg: i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha
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@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.
@SaraMansford: Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked.
@matny: I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
@ParentNormal: 3yo: I want to help! Me: You can help by being quiet. 3yo: Me: 3yo: I want to help in a different way!!!