@degg: i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha
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@GensPlace: When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
@RocketRankoon: A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake.
@BillPelicanBros: Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians.
@tastefactory: *cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist. Let's get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*