@ScottLinnen: I fake all my origamis.
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@FKACornshucks: This one time, a work colleague declared The Avengers to be a better film than The Dark Knight. That was a busy day in HR, I can tell you.
@whatmaddness: INTERVIEWER: what's a skill you want to improve? ME: to realize when someone isn't talking to me JOE: uh...Excel
@StarksWeek: You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat.
@TheAlexP: Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?