@MiniiG: I fall in love too easily.
It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily
@KentWGraham: No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it “Stool Sample.”
@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"
@FloodyHippie: As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long.
@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling..