@MiniiG: I fall in love too easily.
It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily
@DumbConfessions: Saying "excape "makes me wanna stab you in the "exophagus".
@david8hughes: You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
@Hadzilla: FUN PRANK: tweet "going hang gliding!!!!" then don't tweet again for 12 years
@hipstermermaid: 10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST
@AngelaEhh: My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues.
... and dates.