@Hormonella: I fart in church so I can sit in my own pew.
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@PJTLynch: How excited are you, on a scale from 1 to white woman who just found out that this dinner party has sangria?
@iLikeCatShirts: Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea.