@DannyZuker: I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage.
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@mantej: God was truly looking out for me today — I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay’s potato chips inside.
@SpenceDen: Them: What would you do with a million dollars? Me: Pay off student loans. Them: And with the rest? Me: lol "the rest."
@GoldenSpirals: Apparently... Border Security does NOT think it's funny when you reply, "I'm hungry" when they ask you if you have anything to declare.
@daemonic3: *wakes up early on weekend *makes 12 pancakes *wakes kids up "Daddy, can we have waffles today???" *eats 12 pancakes