@zorgod: I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain.
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@Brampersandon_: ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude
@donni: Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money
@WheelTod: Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: "Lay off the methamphetamine."