@BradBroaddus: I feel a bit overdressed here at WalMart because my pajamas match.
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@zachheltzel: Everything doesn't "happen for a reason." The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant.
@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
@slimmy_shady: Her: "How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!" Me: "I know, I'm completely exhausted."
@NurseMurderer: I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV