@calamitydaisy: I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window.
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@phalguy: My girlfriend's ex won't leave her alone. I'd drive there and do something about it if my wife would just give me the keys.
@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.
@dafloydsta: Whenever I get a "Final Notice" letter from a bill collector, I assume this concludes our business transaction.