@calamitydaisy: I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@AngelaEhh: My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.
@Dutch_50: Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret.