@NathanPlacer: I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card.
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@o__0Dev: Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.
@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
@the_hawlk: SECURITY GUARD: "Sir, I have to check all backpacks" ME: "ok" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*
@Crutnacker: Biden: Trump's sons were nice Obama: Considering you called them the Menendez brothers all day B: Uday and Qusay?