@NathanPlacer: I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card.
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@trevso_electric: When I hear commercials say "win a trip for you and six friends" I start counting to see if I have six friends.
@WildeThingy: [re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] "come to me baby, and jump, and oops... You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."
@ch000ch: (reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight