@matt___nelson: I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012
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@dubiousrhetoric: Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt.