@matt___nelson: I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012
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@archerenemy: I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them...
@JJSummertime: Now I lay me down to rest. I pray your TC loves you best. If he does choose another, I sincerely hope it's not your mother.
@tastefactory: I accidentally touched the underside of a public toilet seat with my finger. Well, you had a good run, finger. *chainsaw sound*
@RandomManik: Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles.