@MythicPicnic: I feel bad for my Roomba, so every other day I vacuum while it sits on the couch watching TV and drinking beer.
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@counterfeitingl: When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him
@peterjames48: You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!
@TheAlexNevil: Fantasia gave me unrealistic expectations of how much cleaning a bucket and mop would be motivated to do.