@nyctwon: I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good
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@girlontapas: I have to go stand in line at Gamestop now because I had a careless night of unprotected sex 13 years ago and Halo 5 is out today.
@n0tblonde: If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.