@nyctwon: I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good
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@JohnDuffy21: Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
@fro_vo: Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker
@Fred_Delicious: where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? "THE BOG OF DESPAIR" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore
@OrigamiUndies: Walk up to the finest girl in the club and whisper, "excuse me, can I get at that outlet behind you hon?"