@nyctwon: I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good
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@TheDailySchmuck: If someone upsets you, write a nasty letter and file it away before you say something you might regret. Then punch the person in the face.
@bigmacher: Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying "ugh, please, this old thing."