@Crap_Advisor: I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time..
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@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@fillthevacuum: Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness, explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?
@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff