@Crap_Advisor: I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time..
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@ElliePeek: I feel like dry shampoo is the equivalent of unicorn blood for hair—it will keep it alive, but it will be a half-life, a cursed life...
@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
@OhMattyBoy: I love the people in parking lots with "free kittens" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed.