@SaxMouse: I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like "Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"
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@ojedge: *turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume* "Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have."
@GreenishDuck: You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus.
@Scigglez: I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio.
@drinksmcgee: 8: Can I have a hug, dad? Me: Sure thing. *big hug and then 8 leaves the room 8 (talking to his brother in the other room): You’re right! He has gotten fatter!