@Elizasoul80: I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like "you can totally take him."
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@biatchppplease: My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side
@Real_Dick_Head: *gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?
@MomOfTeen: My reactions 1st child's problems: I WILL fix this!! 2nd child's problems: Let me know if you need help. 3rd child's problems: Good luck.
@dumbbeezie: If you kill a spider you're brave but if you kill a person you're a monster, I'm really tired of these double standards