@MarkAgee: I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president.
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@LuvPug: But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes.
@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?
@AnitaHelmet: Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes.