@LeftBlank___: She shouted "GET SOMETHING TO PUT ON BEE STINGS"
I fetched her one of her bras.
Now we're not talking. Apparently.
@SardonicTart: It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails.
@XplodingUnicorn: [Who Wants to be a Millionaire]
Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?
Host: What's your friend's name?
Me: Wikipedia.
@BrownDogBlanket: Test your friendship today by liking and retweeting all the replies to a friend, but not their original tweet.
@flashember: [inventor of the zoo]
*sees deer gamboling freely through the forest and exotic birds flying blissfully through the air*
this has to stop
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