@robfee: I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
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@stacetoned: If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you.
@isabelzawtun: Archaeologist 1: she must have died suddenly, a mug of tea was still in her microwave Archaeologist 2: actually we carbon dated the tea and she died a week afterwards
@ch000ch: ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know