@simoncholland: I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
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@OBiiieeee: i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing
@_sleepysmile: People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating.
@ElleOhHell: Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil
@robdelaney: Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films.