@simoncholland: I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
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@MattMcElaney: Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster.
@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.
@JohnHilsen: I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults.