@WiseguyPictures: "I feel like I got off on the wrong foot." - Star of a foot fetish flick criticizing his performance
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@causticbob: Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank
@jonnysun: [2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD
@mishakey: You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi.
@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!