@tsm560: I feel like I'm always on the outside looking in... and great the cops are here again.
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@JermHimselfish: A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score.
@SadMeterologist: Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder. It was already awkward so I just went ahead & braided her hair.
@shashaintl: I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again.