@tsm560: I feel like I'm always on the outside looking in... and great the cops are here again.
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@GrantTanaka: Wife's been away since thursday, we ran out of spaghetti-o's on friday, ate the dog yesterday, burned photo albums for heat today, pls help
@thomaslennon: Dropped my son for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you're supposed to pick them up?
@Home_Halfway: [Park] PARENT: They grow up so fast. Which one is yours? ME: *smiling proudly* The cat over there biting that blonde kid
@TheBoydP: Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom.