@tsm560: I feel like I'm always on the outside looking in... and great the cops are here again.
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@DaddyJew: Jesus: *turns water into wine* Me: nice Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak* Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit
@iTARKAA: If only my mum knew how popular I am on Twitter, she'll stop sending me up and down the streets to get soup ingredients for her. 😂😂😂
@causticbob: Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.