@LizHackett: I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
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@HeavyRaines17: Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely.
@Camel_Crushin: Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
@MeganBaca1: Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper "This is nice" in a minute.
@TheBoydP: Everyone knows there’s no such thing as a zombie army. The proper name is the Marine Corpse.