@TwatWaffler69: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
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@rockymomax: I have good news & bad news "bad news 1st" I died youre talking to a ghost "OMG & the good news?" I broke the world record for eating bees
@KKAlThani: Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you.
@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.