@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SteveSuckington: [camping] "Dad I'm afraid a raccoon is gonna come in my tent and eat me" -don't be silly. It'll probably be a bear. Sleep tight.
@NicCageMatch: Just saw a girl wearing a "BAD GAL" t-shirt so I yelled "NO!" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
@ericsshadow: In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over.