@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
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@poutinesmoothie: I like to sing Mambo No. 5 but replace the names of the women with various types of cheese.
@david8hughes: [date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Wife: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.