@LOsepyan: I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day
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@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
@Pro_Jones_: Me: Boss our sales are really going updog. Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt.