@LOsepyan: I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day
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@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
@daemonic3: In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds.
@murrman5: [senses date is losing interest in me] "my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"