@LOsepyan: I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day
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@KeetPotato: [on drive home] i cant believe you said "don't bother" when my dad said he'd be there in spirit "i don't want ghosts at our wedding linda"
@GrantTanaka: me: hey, cute dog, what’s his name guy w/ dog: Robert me: Robert guy: yeah me: [grabs him by shirt] wtf is wrong with you
@lovemydogduck: I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.