@foxnerdrn: I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers.
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@leadnotfolow: There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside.
@Jandalize: I decorate for Halloween by opening my bedroom curtains as I walk around naked. Pretty scary stuff for my neighbors.
@junejuly12: *gleefully prepares egg salad sandwiches for milestone birthday party of office nemesis*