@foxnerdrn: I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers.
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@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.
@TheBoydP: Wife: Put the dishes away I have other things to do. Me: ok *Me loading dishwasher with wife watching entire time to ensure I do it right*
@Papa_Mex: But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?