@babyitsmb: I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma.
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@ilovepie84: Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You're welcome.
@suntzufuntzu: "What if Waldo finds me first?" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. "Don't let that happen," she warns.
@DonQuickoats: I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe