@MissNaughty1801: I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass
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@lisaxy424: No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates.
@lecalabara: Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
@_notyourmom_: My 13 year old doesn't speak when she picks up the phone. She just listens and hangs up. I think she's going to be a hitman someday.