@Bredwh: I felt bad for the monster so once a week we switch and I sleep under the bed.
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@Carbosly: Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer.
@killazilla: HR- do you know why we called you down here today? Me- your broomstick is broke and you need a ride? HR... Me- a house landed on your sister
@DaveWeasel: If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem.