@Bredwh: I felt bad for the monster so once a week we switch and I sleep under the bed.
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@JohnHilsen: My "friend" Adam gave me an electric toothbrush for my birthday. Completely unnecessary. My gas-powered toothbrush still runs fine, "Adam."
@5hael: *smashes car through your living room* Fancy meeting you here, have you been getting my text messages?