@Bredwh: I felt bad for the monster so once a week we switch and I sleep under the bed.
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@ArfMeasures: DATE [annoyed] in your profile, it said u had amazing abs ME [slams car to a stop] Amy it's the best anti-lock braking system I've ever had
@truegritrumble: I've been kicked out of my gym for dressing like the grim reaper and standing silently behind people on treadmills.
@bfrosty04: Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set.