@youngkrazz: I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play
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@FormerGrunt: Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
@fireland: One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things.
@curlycomedy: How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?
@batkaren: How was I supposed to know unleashing 342 cats in a club would turn to bone-chilling horror the instant the disco balls started up?