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@aka_fatman: "I finally caught up with my son."
"That's good. Progress. How did it go?"
"Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him."

- Vader & therapist

“I finally caught up with my son.”
“That’s good. Progress. How did it go?”
“Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him.”

– Vader & therapist

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