@santhonythomas: I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves.
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@UncleDuke1969: "The powder | "The pow| "The power | "The power of Cheese | "The power of Ch| "The power of Christ compels you!" - The AutocorrExorcist
@dongfuture: Telepathy “Huh?” Telepathy “Ok…let’s move on. What—” Telepathy “Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?” *rolls eyes* Telepathy
@TuffyNyC: It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant.
@Sean_Burgundy_: I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in