@khatragirl: I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.
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@MasterOfFury: If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life.
@TellingTellers: An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything.
@animaldrumss: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed
@funnyfries: I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress. I ate her.