@KentWGraham: I finally got some me time away from the kids. Two whole hours. It would’ve been longer but my legs went numb crouching behind the dryer.
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@JasonLastname: On your first day in prison, walk right up to the nicest guy in there and break his heart.
@CauseWereGuys: The name CONstitution sounds so negative. Since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' we should call it prosti..... oh wait.
@lecalabara: Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.