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@jergarl: I finally saved up enough money to listen to my heart but it turns out that's just a metaphor.

Anyway, I have stethoscope for sale.

I finally saved up enough money to listen to my heart but it turns out that’s just a metaphor.

Anyway, I have stethoscope for sale.

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