@SlabBaconBP: I find that the secret to not being insecure is to just be better than everybody at everything while being incredibly good looking.
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@SaraMansford: Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election
@hipchkk: You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries.
@juneohara65: I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products.
@saucy_peaches: Why are you so pissed? You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking...