@JizzIam: I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead.
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@k_lli: My favorite part of the holiday party is getting to meet my coworkers' dates & find out who chooses to put up with these people for free.
@theyearofelan: Captain’s Log. My girlfriend has been out of town for one day. The dogs are now in command. I have covered the floor in thin layers of prosciutto at their request. They’ve said I can stay here, for now. I am perched on the counter by the fridge in case they need more cured meats