@NutellaV: I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
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@iamspacegirl: God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
@tricycle_champ: [walking away from taco truck] WIFE: whats wrong ME: nothing WIFE: did u think the truck would be one giant taco ME: *wiping away tears* no
@annaetuck: Congratulations, everyone who saw me and my kids at the mall today. That's the cheapest birth control you will ever have.