@LurkAtHomeMom: I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
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@ErrenMichaels: Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while.
@CelebrityChez: Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your pets in tupperware, your grandad in a crockpot and your mother in law in a ziplock bag.
@MartaEffing: I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too.